supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

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auntpol:

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

worth it. unmute.

auntpol:

alonetogether-forever:

lazynbored:

I wanna live like this llama

Please unmute this. 

worth it. unmute.

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sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

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long term relationship hax:

femmadilemma:

a-spoon-is-born:

spend hours narrating to each other what the cats are doing despite the fact that they are right in front of you and you can both obviously see what the cats are doing for fucks sake

my life with the gq

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shescoolforcats:

Pay attention to meeeeee

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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

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sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

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blackflirtlarping:

Plot twist: Someone casts a higher than average number of physically disabled people and it’s NOT literally called a Freak Show

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